A Gondola Six Update

Today I recorded and edited two full sketches for Gondola Six, both featuring the above character, Mr Raymond Dickinson. Well thank fuck for that. It’s about time. They’re actually pretty good too. A couple of bits are still making me laugh after watching them about 200 times during editing. I’m really eager to share so I’d better pull my finger out of my arse and record the rest so I can get this thing finished.

I’ve also finally decided that I am not writing a script for this thing. It was too mind numbingly boring. I have the basic sketch ideas sorted but it’ll mainly just be me improv-ing through an idea with some snappy editing around the best bits.

Woo Yay Monsters #3 – Voodoo Doll Bunny Girl

Not exactly a catchy name but I’ll think of decent names for everything at another time. And descriptions for them. Wow maybe this should be a website all of its own. OMG. This is totally gonna be the last one I do. I’ve jinxed it.

There is debate about what they should be called as a group. Mr Michael Jamieson reckons they should all be STARBLES. Catch but it also sounds camp as all hell. Hmmm… Thoughts below please.

 

Woo Yay Monsters #1 – Dead Inside Starble

I have recently gotten in to making my own little plush toys. I’ve made three in about the same number of days so I thought I’d whack them up on here. This is the first one I made, bear in mind I have no real experience making anything crafty. It’s all hand stitched so not amazing and I’m still learning…

It’s called Dead Inside Starble. Starble because Mr Michael Jamieson suggested it. ‘Dead Inside’ because although it shines bright and is technically still alive, it is unfortunately dead inside from being alive and alone for so long. :(

I’m probably gonna bundle all these toys under the name ‘Woo Yay Monsters’. Many years ago I had a website called WooYayMonster. Just a random blog that most noticeably got into a bit of a scuffle with the National Ferret Welfare Society. It’s a long story. There was no real reason for the blog being called that but whilst thinking of a name for my creatures it makes sense to call them Woo Yay Monsters as a shout back to that website.

Ask Me Anything

I’m bored so ask me anything. Like this chap did…

Why doesn’t anybody love me?
You never wash, you constantly have your flaccid, abnormally small penis hanging out of your flies, insist on people referring to you as ‘THE RINGMASTER’ and have no social skills. The only music you own is the solo works of Paul McCartney which you insist on playing at full volume during all waking hours. You leave the toilet seat up, do not wipe up any piss spills and never offer to pay for a meal. You live with your mother, in the same room, in the same bed. You have a hideous facial disfigurement caused by the father of an 8 year old boy you were convicted of molestering. You eat only eggs, do not drive and do not have a job. You do not have Tourette’s but insist on referring to all women you meet as either ‘slags’, ‘whores’ or ‘fuck holes’.
To answer your question, I have no idea.
:)