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		<title>Fantasy Fiction Forums Advert</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonny Borders</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello this is Nigel. I hope you enjoy the new ad for fantasyfictionforums.com Please share it with your friends who you think may enjoy our community of fantasy fiction fans! Yeah. This was the very first take and completely improv&#8217;d. &#8230; <a href="http://jonnyborders.com/2012/04/fantasy-fiction-forums-advert/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello this is Nigel. I hope you enjoy the new ad for fantasyfictionforums.com Please share it with your friends who you think may enjoy our community of fantasy fiction fans!</p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oupEnWETm1g" frameborder="0" width="560" height="315"></iframe></p>
<p>Yeah. This was the very first take and completely improv&#8217;d. It&#8217;s not great but I didn&#8217;t have the time to do any more. I just wanted to get Nigel out while he was still fresh in my mind.</p>
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		<title>My Balls #10</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 17:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonny Borders</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;My Balls&#8217; is a badly drawn, single frame webcomic based upon one, very weak joke: the anthropomorphization of my balls. &#8216;My Balls&#8217; will be coming to you every Tuesday and Thursday.]]></description>
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<p>&#8216;My Balls&#8217; is a badly drawn, single frame webcomic based upon one, very weak joke: the anthropomorphization of my balls.</p>
<p>&#8216;My Balls&#8217; will be coming to you every Tuesday and Thursday.</p>
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		<title>My Balls #9</title>
		<link>http://jonnyborders.com/2012/03/my-balls-9/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonny Borders</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;My Balls&#8217; is a badly drawn, single frame webcomic based upon one, very weak joke: the anthropomorphization of my balls. &#8216;My Balls&#8217; will be coming to you every Tuesday and Thursday.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://jonnyborders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/9.gif"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-333" title="I thought they were just warts for the longest time but turns out they're little mini balls. How cute!" src="http://jonnyborders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/9.gif" alt="" width="545" height="555" /></a></p>
<p>&#8216;My Balls&#8217; is a badly drawn, single frame webcomic based upon one, very weak joke: the anthropomorphization of my balls.</p>
<p>&#8216;My Balls&#8217; will be coming to you every Tuesday and Thursday.</p>
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		<title>My Balls #8</title>
		<link>http://jonnyborders.com/2012/03/my-balls-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 18:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonny Borders</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;My Balls&#8217; is a badly drawn, single frame webcomic based upon one, very weak joke: the anthropomorphization of my balls. &#8216;My Balls&#8217; will be coming over to you every Tuesday and Thursday.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://jonnyborders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/8.gif"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-305" title="this fact causes lots of squabbling between them. 'Tiny' really does not like being bossed around by 'Big' :(" src="http://jonnyborders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/8.gif" alt="" width="545" height="607" /></a></p>
<p>&#8216;My Balls&#8217; is a badly drawn, single frame webcomic based upon one, very weak joke: the anthropomorphization of my balls.</p>
<p>&#8216;My Balls&#8217; will be coming <del>over</del> to you every Tuesday and Thursday.</p>
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		<title>My Balls #7</title>
		<link>http://jonnyborders.com/2012/03/my-balls-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 18:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonny Borders</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My Balls]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jonnyborders.com/?p=300</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;My Balls&#8217; is a badly drawn, single frame webcomic based upon one, very weak joke: the anthropomorphization of my balls. &#8216;My Balls&#8217; will be coming over to you every Tuesday and Thursday.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://jonnyborders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/7.gif"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-301" title="that'll teach me not to rub them over my XBox again, eh? " src="http://jonnyborders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/7.gif" alt="" width="545" height="398" /></a></p>
<p>&#8216;My Balls&#8217; is a badly drawn, single frame webcomic based upon one, very weak joke: the anthropomorphization of my balls.</p>
<p>&#8216;My Balls&#8217; will be coming <del>over</del> to you every Tuesday and Thursday.</p>
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		<title>Bad News</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonny Borders</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fuck Off E-mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Site Updates]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bad news, postcard fans. There will be no new postcards this week. At least. The £140 Doxie Go scanner I bought for this very purpose is defective and busted already. I do think it&#8217;s just the runt of the litter &#8230; <a href="http://jonnyborders.com/2012/03/bad-news/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bad news, postcard fans. There will be no new postcards this week. At least. The £140 <a href="http://www.getdoxie.com/product/doxie-go/index.html">Doxie Go</a> scanner I bought for this very purpose is defective and busted already. I do think it&#8217;s just the runt of the litter though, I&#8217;ve not seen many other complaints online about them breaking so easily. They are VERY awesome, so I&#8217;m sorting out a replacement now. Rather than mess around with a camera again I&#8217;ve decided to take a week or two off postcard updates until I get things sorted out.</p>
<p>It does mean though that I&#8217;ve lost a few postcards <img src='http://jonnyborders.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' />  The internal memory on the thing meant I hadn&#8217;t yet uploaded them to my computer. Drats. If you&#8217;ve received a postcard that I haven&#8217;t yet displayed, fancy <a href="mailto:me@jonnyborders.com">e-mailing me</a> a scan of it? Yes. Irony. I know.</p>
<p>My Balls will DEFINITELY be coming Tuesday &amp; Thursday though and I&#8217;ll try to post a few other updates between now and whenever I get this scanner business sorted out.</p>
<p>Great! Carry on!</p>
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		<title>A Jelly Confession</title>
		<link>http://jonnyborders.com/2012/03/a-jelly-confession/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 18:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonny Borders</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[FUCK OFF E-MAIL! &#8216;Maffyou&#8217; requested a postcard about jelly. If you would like to request a postcard, or, if you want to know what the hell this is all about, then please view this page. Wobbly.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FUCK OFF E-MAIL!</p>
<p><a href="http://jonnyborders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/40a.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-263" title="Front" src="http://jonnyborders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/40a.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="428" /></a></p>
<p>&#8216;Maffyou&#8217; requested a postcard about jelly. If you would like to request a postcard, or, if you want to know what the hell this is all about, then please view <a href="http://jonnyborders.com/fuck-off-e-mail/">this page</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://jonnyborders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/40b.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-264" title="Back" src="http://jonnyborders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/40b.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="433" /></a></p>
<p>Wobbly.</p>
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		<title>My Balls #6</title>
		<link>http://jonnyborders.com/2012/03/my-balls-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2012 18:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonny Borders</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://jonnyborders.com/?p=297</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;My Balls&#8217; is a badly drawn, single frame webcomic based upon one, very weak joke: the anthropomorphization of my balls. &#8216;My Balls&#8217; will be coming over to you every Tuesday and Thursday.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://jonnyborders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/6.gif"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-298" title="at least, I think they are. In that form anyway, I've never been able to get close enough to them to see if they have their own faces." src="http://jonnyborders.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/6.gif" alt="" width="545" height="753" /></a></p>
<p>&#8216;My Balls&#8217; is a badly drawn, single frame webcomic based upon one, very weak joke: the anthropomorphization of my balls.</p>
<p>&#8216;My Balls&#8217; will be coming <del>over</del> to you every Tuesday and Thursday.</p>
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